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THE FOUNDING BETA

The school photo that actually looks like your kid.

Take the pictures at home. We turn your favorites into four classic, print-ready portraits for $5.

No face generation. Never used to train AI. Original uploads deleted after delivery.

Founding beta: every set is manually finished and delivered within 24 hours after you submit your photos.

Why this exists

School picture day gets one brief attempt. A stranger, a line of kids, a count of three. Then the order form arrives asking real money for a digital copy of a photo that doesn't quite look like your child.

You already have the better camera and all the patience in the world. This just turns your photo into the classic portrait you were hoping for.

How it works

Three steps. One afternoon.

  1. 01

    Take a few photos at home

    Near a window, in front of a plain wall. Our short guide shows exactly how — it takes about ten minutes.

  2. 02

    Choose a background

    Pick one classic style: traditional blue, soft gray, warm taupe, and more. Upload 3 to 8 photos and submit.

  3. 03

    Receive four portraits

    Within 24 hours of submitting, download four full-resolution, print-ready portraits with personal printing rights.

Capture guide

Phone photos that make a real portrait.

Five short steps with diagrams. Nothing here looks at your photos — it's just good advice, the kind a photographer would give you.

Soft window light

Face your child toward a large window.

  • Turn your child to face a big window during the day.
  • Skip direct sun and harsh overhead lights — soft, even light is what we want.
  • If one side of the face is much darker, move a little closer to the window.
Child facing a window for soft daylight, with direct sun and overhead lighting crossed out

Backgrounds

Pick the classic you remember.

Choose one style per set. You can change your mind any time before you submit.

Background style

Selected: Traditional Blue

Privacy

Three promises, kept by design.

No face generation
We never generate, reshape, or retouch a face. Your child's face in the portrait is your child's face from your photo.
Never used to train AI
Your photos are used only to make your portraits and handle a correction you request. No model training, no face embeddings, no facial recognition.
Deleted after delivery
Original uploads and working copies are deleted when your set is delivered. Finished portraits stay available for 30 days, then they are deleted too.

Full details in our privacy policy.

Founding beta

Small on purpose, finished by a person.

Founding beta: every set is manually finished and delivered within 24 hours after you submit your photos. There is no automated step. We take a limited number of sets each week so every one gets real attention, and the price is $5 because you're helping us learn.

Questions

The honest answers.

Is this automatic?

No. During the founding beta, a person finishes every set by hand and delivers it within 24 hours after you submit your photos. Nothing is generated by a machine and there is no automated processing step.

Is my child's face changed?

No. We never generate, reshape, slim, smooth, or otherwise retouch a face. We crop, color-balance, and place your photo on a classic portrait background. The face is exactly the face in your photo.

What happens to the photos I upload?

They are used only to make your four portraits and to handle a correction if you ask for one. They are stored privately, never used to train AI, and the originals and working copies are deleted when your set is delivered. A safety-net cleanup runs every hour in case anything is missed.

When will I get the portraits?

Within 24 hours after you submit your photos and choose a background. The clock starts at submission, not at payment, so you can take your time getting a photo you like.

What kinds of photos work best?

A phone photo taken near a window with soft light, a plain wall or sheet behind your child, framed from the top of the head to about mid-torso. Our short capture guide walks you through it with diagrams.

Do I need a special camera?

No. Any recent phone camera is more than enough. Use the normal 1x lens, turn off Portrait mode, and wipe the lens.

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THE FOUNDING BETA

Four classic portraits. Five dollars. Your photo, your kid.

Take the pictures at home. We turn your favorites into four classic, print-ready portraits for $5.

Get My $5 Portrait Set

No face generation. Never used to train AI. Original uploads deleted after delivery.

Founding beta: every set is manually finished and delivered within 24 hours after you submit your photos.